17 Things That Look Like Penises (But Aren’t)

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17 Things That Look Like Penises (But Aren’t)

Hayley Matthews Hayley Matthews • 9/25/14

Considering how often you see actual penises, it’s pretty surprising at how many things look like penises that aren’t. Check out these 17 phallic finds!

17. See Spot Go

See Spot Go

This dog probably has really good luck with the ladies.

16. Welcome Home

Welcome Home

Nothing like looking through a giant penis every day.

15. Tallest Tower

Tallest Tower

That must’ve required one hell of a job!

14. Potato-rection


There would be a sick satisfaction with cooking and eating it.

13. Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Who knew something phallic could be so adorable?

12. Buzz Buzz

Buzz Buzz

He can’t wait to get inside your mouth.

11. Minnie Mouse

Minnie Mouse

We’d heard about these hidden Disney images…

10. Boner Bridge

Boner Bridge

When the sun comes, so do they.

9. Sounds Delicious

Sounds Delicious

Can we just get a piece of the chef?

8. Going Up

Going Up

Imagine it dangling over your head!

7. Subway System

Subway System

It’ll take you for a ride, alright.

6. Fountain Head

 Fountain Head

Looks like a man-made structure to us!

5. Hard Formation

Hard Formation

Wouldn’t that be fun to climb on to?

4. Messing Around

Messing Around

She had to know what she was doing, right?

3. Naughty Santa

Naughty Santa

Not even Christmas chocolate is safe.

2. Pillow Willie

Pillow Willie

Perfect for resting your head on!

1. Oh, Herman

Oh, Herman

We’d like a taste of that sausage!

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