17 Things That Look Like Penises (But Aren’t)

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17 Things That Look Like Penises (But Aren’t)

Hayley Matthews Hayley Matthews • 9/25/14

Considering how often you see actual penises, it’s pretty surprising at how many things look like penises that aren’t. Check out these 17 phallic finds!

17. See Spot Go

See Spot Go


This dog probably has really good luck with the ladies.

16. Welcome Home

Welcome Home


Nothing like looking through a giant penis every day.

15. Tallest Tower

Tallest Tower


That must’ve required one hell of a job!

14. Potato-rection

Potato-rection


There would be a sick satisfaction with cooking and eating it.

13. Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy


Who knew something phallic could be so adorable?

12. Buzz Buzz

Buzz Buzz


He can’t wait to get inside your mouth.

11. Minnie Mouse

Minnie Mouse


We’d heard about these hidden Disney images…

10. Boner Bridge

Boner Bridge


When the sun comes, so do they.

9. Sounds Delicious

Sounds Delicious


Can we just get a piece of the chef?

8. Going Up

Going Up


Imagine it dangling over your head!

7. Subway System

Subway System


It’ll take you for a ride, alright.

6. Fountain Head

 Fountain Head


Looks like a man-made structure to us!

5. Hard Formation

Hard Formation


Wouldn’t that be fun to climb on to?

4. Messing Around

Messing Around


She had to know what she was doing, right?

3. Naughty Santa

Naughty Santa


Not even Christmas chocolate is safe.

2. Pillow Willie

Pillow Willie


Perfect for resting your head on!

1. Oh, Herman

Oh, Herman


We’d like a taste of that sausage!

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