Sex and the End of the World

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Sex and the End of the World

David Wygant David Wygant • 9/25/14

Can you believe we have such little time left on this planet before the end of the world comes on 12/21/12? So what are you doing with your limited time?

Are you actually asking out women you’ve never asked out before? Because I think you should.

Here’s my suggestion:

Let’s say the world does end on Friday. Let’s say it’s over. It ceases to exist. Why are you wasting time on the Internet right now when you could be out talking to women you’ve always had a crush on?

Let’s play a game this week. I think this game will be fun. Let’s challenge you. Why don’t you challenge yourself to go up and approach all the women you’ve feared over the last God-knows-how-many years.

Every day when you see a woman who is hot, I want you to walk directly over and say, “Hi, I normally don’t approach women like this. I’m actually kind of shy. But I figure the world is ending on 12/21/12, and I’ve got nothing to lose.”

Then smile.

There is your opener you’re not going to be able to use any time this week.

 

“You can be dating a woman you’ve never,

ever, ever imagined you could be dating.”

I gave you the opener.

You’re at a coffee shop. A woman is standing in front of you. You find her really attractive. Look at her and say, “Hey, excuse me.”

She’ll turn around and she’ll say, “What?”

Then you’ll say, “I find you really attractive. And if I don’t say anything about it, the world may come to an end on 12/21/12. So I figured why not. Live my life like I’ve never lived it before. I never do this. It feels so liberating.”

I’m giving you motivation.

But the funny thing about it is the world is not going to end on 12/21/12.

You’re still going to be at your desk.

But here’s the difference:

You can be at your desk and dating a woman you’ve never, ever, ever imagined you could be dating, or you could be at your desk and deciding on which porn sites you’re going to visit when you get off.

Your call, champ.

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