When you’re getting to know a woman, you may be tempted to ask her all sorts of things. However, these are questions you should steer clear of unless the answer you’re looking for is a slap to the face.
15. How old are you?
Old enough to know you don’t ask people that.
14. Do you believe in God?
Do you believe in tact?
13. Are you wearing underwear?
That’s for me to know and you to never find out.
12. How much do you weigh?
Substantially more than your brain.
11. Have you gained weight?
Have you gained a thought process?
10. Are you pregnant?
Only with ideas on how to harm you.
9. How many people have you slept with?
Based off that question, more than you have.
8. What’s your [insert clothing] size?
Probably close to your IQ.
7. Are those real?
Are you real?
6. Why don’t you want kids?
Why don’t you think before you speak?
5. How much money do you make?
Enough to know when to cut my losses.
4. Is it that time of month?
You mean, when you turn into an asshole?
3. Why can’t you let it go?
Why can’t you use your head?
2. Do you think your friend would be interested in me?
I don’t think anyone would be interested in you.
1. How was that?
If you ever feel tempted to use these, the real question you need to ask is:
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