How to Get the Threesome You’ve Always Wanted

At some point, the threesome became the gold standard for male sexual fantasies. Two beautiful women and you — what’s not to like?

While many men daydream about a fantasy life with two women, fewer are able to bring this dream to fruition.

1. You and your girl add a third wheel
2. You hook up with a couple random strangers
3. You become a third wheel in someone else’s relationship

There are also some pervasive myths about threesomes, including:

1. Threesomes are just like porn.

Nope. They generally require a lot of planning. Also, the women aren’t just there to help you get to the money shot.

2. Asking your girl is the best way.

Asking your girl might be the most direct way to get a threesome, but it’s also just about the worst way to get it.

3. You have to be a god among men to have a threesome.

Again, no. Actually, being in a threesome takes a lot of pressure off you.

4. Having a threesome with another dude is “gay.”

Maybe if you and the guy are getting it on. You can have a threesome with another dude where you two don’t even touch.

5. Being in a threesome is the pinnacle of sexual experiences.

You’d be surprised how many guys have a threesome and find them boring, awkward, stressful or even relationship killing.

“Pressuring your girlfriend to have one when

she doesn’t want to is underhanded.”

Now let’s talk about how threesomes happen.

This is how most people who are actively aspiring to a threesome are able to make it happen.

However, there’s a problem with this. On a certain level, you’re basically telling your girlfriend she isn’t enough for you and you aren’t that interested in her feelings.

The main way this one is going to work is if your chick already has an interest in chicks and wants to act on it or has in the past.

If that’s the case, it’s as simple as bringing it up, selecting the third person you want involved, getting their consent and having a night to remember.

This is probably the rarest way a threesome happens, but they do happen this way.

You might run into a couple bisexual women at a club who decide to invite you in. You might hook up with a girl at a party and someone else walks in. You might be hanging out with two people and the three of you have mutual sexual tension.

All of these scenarios are kind of rare, but they do happen.

This is the rarest of birds, and it’s most likely going to be a heterosexual couple approaching you to be the second guy in their MMF situation.

Note: You’re not in a couple with your girl adding a second beautiful girl. It’s you on your own in someone else’s territory. You’re all alone here.

What’s more, you might be entering a very dysfunctional situation. It’s best to steer clear of this one, as there are way too many unknowns and it’s probably a couple you already know.

Relationships are hard enough when it’s your own. Why get involved in someone else’s?

You’re basically going to have a threesome one of two ways: Your girl is already into other girls or you trip into one.

Pressuring your girlfriend to have one when she doesn’t want to isn’t just underhanded, it’s a good way to put a lot of stress on your relationship.

On the other hand, if she’s even the slightest bit curious, have at it, gents.

Fellas, what tips are you going to use to get the threesome you want?

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